Thank you everyone for 80 members in the span of a week, the child workers we have "employed" at the staff team are extremely happy to be let out of the basement to see their families again for the first time since their work at the facility has began, and this is all thanks to you. Some have refused to come back and claiming the "barbaric" practices we take to ensure the "security" of the server and have been "taken care of".
We specifically hire "psychopaths" because they practice what we call "moral relativism", and we practice what is known as a slave trade, which we find is an offensive term for "Morally Ambiguous Non-Consensual Employment Opportunity". Because of this slander we at the Psych Ward have decided that at the 100 Member Milestone we will be giving away a copy of a game of your choice between the price range of $27-$40 to cover up these baseless allegations.
On a side note, I will be resigning from my current occupation, my assistant has been asking questions like "Who are you?" "How did you get into the control room?" and "Please don't hurt me, I have a husband and kids" and it's just driving me wild.