In memory of Cheetos of America
We are part of Cheetos International, our branches include Cheetos of Britian, Cheetos of Poland, Cheetos of Ireland and much more. Ever since Cheetos of America (our branch with the most followers) has fallen due to issues with the government, we have been desperate for those who believe in the cheese. In our cause we believe our God, Chester Cheetah, will return back to earth and grant us freedom. Ever since America has been corrupt with greed, they realize they could turn our family into a manufactured cheese snack. No. We will not let our family be eaten. We at Cheetos Arabia, are undergoing a new plan, nuclear warfare. At the C.O.C.K.A.N.D.B.A.L.L.S (That actually stands for something but i forgor) branch, we are testing out various weaponry, and if we get enough followers once again, we can take over the U.S government.