Attention all staff and "patients." Today marks the (REDACTED} anniversary of the Facility's... longstanding service to its mission and to you, its valued occupants. In recognition of this milestone, we welcome the newest arrivals into our care-whether by consent, coincidence, or circumstance-and invite all residents, staff, and other authorized presences to participate in the scheduled commemorations. Your continued cooperation ensures the Facility endures for many more years to come. Please remain within designated celebration zones at all times. Failure to do so may be considered... ungrateful.