🎉 DAYSHIFT AT FXCKNUTS 🎉
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“We’re not legally liable if you die on the job. (Probably.)”
Welcome to Dayshift at Fxcknuts, a lovingly cursed server about Dayshift at Freddy’s. Whether you simp for Jack Kennedy, want to fistfight Dave Miller in the parking lot, or debate which ending traumatized you the least—this is your new day shift.
💼 Your new employee perks include:
– 🔪 DSaF-themed roles (pick your flavor of morally gray)
– ☎️ RP-centric chaos with Tuppers, and cult-like devotion to the Phone Guys
– 👹 A deeply unstable but welcoming community of fellow freaks
– 📼 Occasional actual analysis buried under 400 “Peter Kennedy is my wife” posts
– 🎟️ Events, games, and Dave Miller’s legally questionable energy
So yeah. Come join the fellow employees, make some friends, and maybe—just maybe—set a place or two on fire.
You’re one of us now, sport!
🕳️Come in, get weird, and leave with significantly more trauma.🎉
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