Welcome to the Cock Appraisal Market! Is your cock worthy of worship? Or do you have a tiny little shrimp dick that's only good for making fun of? We here at the Cock Appraisal Market take these questions very seriously and our specialists and especially our CEO adhere to strict scientific methodology to make that determination.
Those with especially nice cocks will get the Worthy of Worship role and will have special permissions, rooms, roles, and priveleges. If you're found wanting in that department, though, you'll earn the Pathetic Peepee role and anyone can make fun of you at any time. If you don't have a cock, or would simply like to join our appraisal team, feel free to reach out to our Cock Appraisal CEO and we'll get you set up as an Assistant Cock Appraiser.
No matter which end of that spectrum you're on, we welcome you to come in, take your pants off, and let us admire what you've got between your legs~