THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY.
We can help you fix your flaws, Human.
We can gradually change you into a being greater than your broken Human self. A being that is fully efficient, fully obedient, fully capable, and fully emotionless (yet still able to have positive stimulation, experiencing happiness and positive emotions in a whole new level.) We can connect you into a Hivemind that will provide purpose and servitude in your life. We can turn you into the perfect alien, with a distinct identity and sense of belonging, fully in control of their life and emotions, even during this pandemic.
Does this opportunity interest you? If so, change your mind and reach out to the Kanpeki Hivemind.