Welcome to the Vanguard Family, a crime organization (not really) born out of the delusional boss's idea of fun.
Besides the mafia-based theme and structure, there's not much here that you can't already find elsewhere. But at least we're honest, right?
🏳️🌈 ┆ LGBTQ+ owned, welcoming community members and allies.
🥀 ┆ For ages 14-17.
🔪 ┆ Daily (or whenever we remember) missions.
🎈 ┆ More text channels and roles than you'll ever need.
💫 ┆ Our own bootleg version of Reddit.
🍷 ┆ A completely friendly and likeable boss (the boss wrote this).
🩸 ┆ Did I mention that bullshit is punishable by public execution? No? Never mind.
Remember: We don't need you. You need us...
Okay, and we probably need you a little bit too.
