Aphorism

🌟 What's New for 2024 Spring at Aphorism! 🌟

Welcome to a fresh season at Aphorism! As we step into spring 2024, we're excited to share some fantastic updates and new features with our community:

🌸 New Channels: Explore our revamped channels tailored for engaging conversations and activities. Whether you're into retro gaming, classic movies, or nostalgic chats, there's something for everyone.

🌸 Weekly Events: Join us for a series of fun weekly events, including game nights, movie streams, and music trivia. Connect with fellow members and enjoy some friendly competition.

🌸 Updated Roles and Tags: We've streamlined our roles and tags to make it easier for you to find like-minded friends and engage in topics that interest you.

🌸 Community Spotlights: Check out our new feature where we highlight amazing contributions from our members. Get inspired by the creativity and stories within our community.

Stay tuned for more updates and events as we continue to make Aphorism the best place for nostalgia lovers and 21st-century explorers alike. Let's make this spring unforgettable!

🌟 Introducing Aphorism Sugar Daddy Services! 🌟

Are you looking for that special someone who knows the difference between a VHS and a Betamax? Do you yearn for deep conversations about the best 80’s rock bands or which 90’s sitcom really deserves a reboot? Look no further!

At Aphorism, we specialize in matching fabulous folks who grew up in the sweet 70s, 80s, and 90s. Our members are experienced, wise, and most importantly, young at heart. They're ready to share their wisdom, nostalgia, and maybe even their vintage comic book collections.

Whether you're looking for a mentor in mullets or an expert in early video games, we’ve got the sugar daddy or mommy of your dreams. Connect with someone who appreciates the finer things from the past as much as you do!

👀 Join Aphorism Today! Rekindle your passion for past decades with someone who gets it. Because let’s face it, old is gold, and so are you!

[fine print: aphorism is definitely not a sugar daddy or mommy service. we just like to talk and junk]

Absolutely nothing at the moment.... but it could be you! Scroll past our listing much? Come say hi sometime. Engage Llyod at your own risk.