Welcome to the SUPER!store ?, home of a bot who's trying his best, where only the freshest produce and highest quality delights are stocked on our shelves!
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What? They've all expired decades ago? God damn it Michael ?
Stay a while, you'll find the other customers get quite chatty when they do their shopping!
We ain't yo granny's server, we got:
? Events (sometimes giveaways too!),
? Community open to everything (yes, debates too),
?? Expanding services,
? Commercialism aesthetic and that 70s supermarket feel,
? A loyalty card on us ;),
❓ Question of the Day,
❗ And whatever else we've got in store, pun intended ;P
Don't see a feature? With the marvel of mentions you can pester us about it repeatedly until it gets done! We put customer satisfaction first!™️
And that's about it! Stop by and get shopping, or don't. Just hope the sale doesn't end tomorrow ;)
I mean what else is there to say? Want a free steam key for Hollow Knight? With the new game nearing release and it being one of my favourite games, I wanted to share the joy with other people who might not have played it yet and wanted to give it a shot! Just join our server, browse around (or don't, it's cool too), and react to the post in our advert page :D
That's about it, see ya. Love ya!
Hey! you! Yeah you! We're nearing 150 members (bots not included) and that means we're about to start our second big boy giveaway time! One of the staff members has been holding onto a Hollow Knight steam key for a while now and it's itchin to find someone to claim it! Want to join in the giveaway and more? Just hop on into our server!
What's that, you don't want Hollow Knight? Okay! Then the front door is right this way sir!
Nah, I'm messing. We do other giveaways and stuff as we hit milestones or reach a certain big event. Don't want ANY gifts? Then there's nothing stopping you from talking I guess?
I don't know, this message is getting long.
want to hear a knock knock joke?
Knock knock (this is the part where you say "who's there?") Orange (this is the part where you say "Orange who?") Orange you glad I used a tired old joke to reiterate we're having a giveaway soon?
Ok now this is actually the end of the update post.
Good bye
I love you
