Hello and welcome to your newfound employment at the Hyperion Corporation. The Hyperion Corporation also wishes to remind you that heroes die many deaths; cowards taste but one. Or something. Anyways, please make sure to follow our list of corporate rules and regulations to ensure that you have a long, successful employment, and don't suffer a premature airlock-based death! So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack (and his mods). Hyperion thanks you for your patronage! Here at The Hyperion Corporation, we strive to have a fun and relaxed atmosphere where our workers can reap the benefits of a progressive and digitized workplace that include (but are not limited to): areas to engage in Hyperion approved and regulated conversation with fellow employees and access to the vast and amazing Hyperion EchoNet where employees can share Hyperion approved humor apparatuses (a.k.a memes).