Welcome to This Hellhole™ — A Breakdown of Our Components (aka why your brain will rot here):
1. Mods with God Complexes: These bitches act like they run the FBI. Will ban you for breathing wrong but also disappear for 3 weeks straight. Trauma-dump here at your own risk.
2. Currency System (aka Capitalist Simulator): Grind for fake money to buy more fake shit. Gamble like your deadbeat uncle. Rob people. Get scammed. Get rich. Go broke. Cry. Repeat.
3. Role Reactions: Pick your poison. Are you mentally ill, chronically online, hot but toxic, or all of the above? There’s a role for that. No personality? There’s one for that too.
4. Lore That Makes No Sense: Think Shrek meets Mean Girls meets your sleep paralysis demon. Every arc ends in a dumb plot twist, a ban, or a ritual sacrifice. Honestly, peak literature.
5. Channels No One Uses: We have a “vent” channel that’s just one person typing “bro.” The “homework help” one is a graveyard. But the “horny jail” is active 24/7. Go fi