Crypto | Technology
Funtown scrolls open—neon Chinese lanterns strung between pixel pines;
Jmonkey swings above us like a crescent moon, silver and small beneath the bigger Moon of God.
We are dasher blood: thumb-taps drum Geometry Dash corridors,
cube-heart baptisms every 60 fps.
Enter Diddy: boombox on shoulder, brim tilt just so,
he ricochets a Peggle orb off Wordle’s green square—
five letters, one breath: R A P E M
and Jacob laughs, calls himself Rapem Faber,
king of inside jokes, crown of lowercase letters.
BD (Brody Davis) spawns a UFO portal mid-air,
ships us through waffle-syrup nebulae;
Fichael catches the flip, lands on a 2×2 spikeless plane,
shouts “God’s timing is geometric,”
and we all say amen in chat.
Night cycle: lanterns dim, the server sleeps,
but Jmonkey keeps vigil like a little apostle,
counting our combo, counting our days,
reminding us every restart screen:
dash, die, praise, repeat—
Funtown forever, heaven ahead.
