Enter, fellow man. Enter, and forego all obligations (They're not important). Give in to your deepest temptations and immerse yourself in the glory of thicc thighs and sweaty armpits.
Bathe in the holy light of tummies and toes, and be one with your self.
Speak, and gain comrades with similar desires you'd be glad to call friends. Fulfill your destiny and ascend to greatness!
Or mayhaps, you want a place to chill, relax and observe to take a break from the mighty voyage of life, then this place is certainly your best call. You have no reason to not press 'Join', chummy. Do me proud.
I'll be waiting.
For Lolis and Country!